Poem...When

 

WHEN

When

The only

Hand job 

You get

Is from a 

Sanitizer

When

The only 

Blow job

You get

Comes 

With a hair cut

When

All the black haired

Girls

Would 

Much

Rather 

Be with

Each other

And not

With you

When

The  ubiquitous

They

Say

Age

Is only 

A number 

They mean

A high one.

When

The same

They

Say

Seventy 

They mean

Three scores 

And ten,

Which is biblically 

old.

When

Everything

That had

Risen before

Now

Droops

Then you're a man 

My son.